100 ways to avoid writing a dissertation

Kieran (as seen above talking to deer in Nara, Japan) is currently doing all those things that one does to avoid starting to write your major dissertation (due Sept)

1. Playing me in online scrabble (darn his "epoxy" on a triple word score)

2. Sleeping (it's not like him to be in bed longer than me in the mornings)

3. Playing cards (it is an important series 18 of NUTs)

4. Checking Facebook (he has so many recent friends...)

5. Making strawberry cheesecake icecream. (He's downstairs doing this now. This one I no complain about)

6. Playing spider solitare (oh no wait, he actually uninstalled this so he wouldn't be distracted)

7. Typing out a recipe for Gong Bao Chicken for me because I can't read his handwritting

8. Beating everyone in my friendbook at the Traveller IQ test on Facebook (he's like a little Google Maps all on his own)

And it's only 10 in the morning. I will update on his other procrastinations throughout the day, if I get a chance to get near the computer.